Confusing Rhymes

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Ciaran and I were getting groceries today when a older lady came up to the cashier ringing us through and mumbled something to him.

Cashier: "Excuse me?"

Woman: (speaking softly) "Did anyone turn in some keys?"

Cashier: (looking confused) "Do we have any teas?"

Woman: (still speaking very softly) "Did anyone turn in some keys?"

Cashier: "Oh! I'm not sure." (He calls out to another cashier across the room) "Do we have any keys?"

Other Cashier: "What? Oh yeah, we have cookies in the back."

Cashier: "No, I mean..." (waves the guy over and gestures towards the woman).

Woman: (asks again, just as quietly) ""Did anyone turn in some keys?"

Other Cashier: (confused) "I'm sorry, did you say cheese?"



From keys to teas to cookies to cheese.

I kid you not.
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A New Addition

Wednesday, January 27, 2010





Now that we're married, these are the kinds of fun things that we like to do.

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No Prorogue Protest

Sunday, January 24, 2010

For those of you who didn't go to (one of the many) 'No Prorogue' protests yesterday, here are some photo highlights from here in Ottawa. I especially took pictures of some clever signs.







This one just SCREAMS 'Canadian protester' because of its politeness.







So great.







Meeeeeow!







Another funny one.







A lot of people were using hockey sticks as sign posts. Another Canadian move.







A pretty big turn out!


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What to Write

Friday, January 22, 2010

I went to Raw Sugar today, a favourite cafe of mine here in Ottawa. I decided to take advantage of the sun being out and so I walked and brought my notebook to think about some things and jot some stuff down.

Craziness the other day when I looked in the mail and there was a letter from a lawyer. Sorry, let me rewind.
Last month I went to a salon on Ottawa's east side and had a HORRIBLE experience. My hair cut was fine enough, but the people at the salon, including the owner, were incredibly rude. The place was also very messy and I left feeling completely miserable. I decided to write a negative review of the business on Yelp.ca. Well the owner of the salon didn't like the star rating I gave him and decided to threaten to sue me for defamation unless I took the posting down. This was the letter I received in the mail.

Now, I'm not exactly rolling in the dollars here, so as much as I would loved to have called the bluff of this guy and his self-titled salon, I simply couldn't afford a lawyer in any way. SO I pulled it down and emailed the lawyer (who is probably just a friend of his) as requested.

Of course it sucks, mostly in principle, as this owner has just successfully bullied his way into removing my negative review. I mean, what is this Orwell's 1984?

Ahhh well. The hardest thing about the whole thing was emailing the lawyer without using the word "fuck" in any of its tenses.

Anyway, like I was saying I was at Raw Sugar today trying to come up with a writing plan for the new year (yes! I'm behind!) and I went to the bathroom and on the wall there was one of those magnetic poetry sets and on it this is what I saw:








I yelled, "C'MON!!" and it might have been heard outside in the cafe. More on this, and other equally *stimulating* things in my life, as they develop.

P.s. Does putting a word inbetween two * convey sarcasm?



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An Avocado Among Batteries

Thursday, January 21, 2010








I took this while waiting in line at the grocery store. I automatically said in my head, "an avocado among batteries" which is a strange contrast. It almost sounds like the title of a poem. Anyway, people like to do this at the grocery store-- leave random items that they change their minds about buying and put the products where they don't belong. Quite often I find a bag of carrots among cream cheese or a box of Kleenex among the bread. Again, poetic. Anyone?

Haiku for Avocado Among Batteries

An avocado
among batteries is lost,
no one wants it here.






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Slothmania!

Saturday, January 16, 2010





There's been a lot of online chatter lately about baby sloths, like the cute guy pictured above. Understandable, really, because they are so damn cute, but still, SEVERAL people have sent me photos and videos on these animals lately. So I started to wonder whether I was missing out on some big sloth news related story. I Googled "sloth baby news" (which will appear weird to anyone who checks my online history) and nothing came up...but under 'images' I found this...





...a totally different "baby sloth" as you can see.


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More Snuggie News

Friday, January 15, 2010

Just when you thought you couldn't make more things snuggified...





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Ouwwwssssssssssssssssss

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I'm super tired today because I kept waking up all night and asking Ciaran if he was okay. He sprained his knee skating on the weekend. Anyway, I mentioned it this morning to him and he said, "yeah, you kept asking me all night" and I said, "it was only because you kept going 'ouwwwwwwwssssssss' in the middle of the night and so I thought something was wrong."

Do you know what I mean when I type "ouuwwwssssss"? It's that sound where someone is trying not to be in pain but they are and all the pain is leaking out of their mouth through clenched teeth. He must have done that 700 times last night and so I had dreams about his legs buckling and him dragging himself across the floor which led me to constantly wake up asking, "are you alright?"

That's all for now. I realize I am lacking in quality posts lately, but that's too bad. I'll make it up to you.......later.
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Let the binging continue!

Friday, January 8, 2010




F-me! It never stops! I took this picture at te grocery store yesterday. One holiday down and right away BAM onto Easter. Do chocolate Easter eggs taste different then chocolate Christmas eggs? Also, I'm suprised that Cadbury hasn't come out with a Christmas creme egg yet. Perhaps a candy cane egg (mint creme with chocolate)?mmmmmmmmmmm. They should make that but not before paying me millions for coming up with the idea. Because it's
trademarked Cadbury, so you best be asking my permission.


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No one wants to play this game

Saturday, January 2, 2010




Yes. It is in fact a Wii game. Some features include "perform multiple surgeries in life or death situations" and "influence dialogue and shape your own drama."

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