Confusing Rhymes

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Ciaran and I were getting groceries today when a older lady came up to the cashier ringing us through and mumbled something to him.

Cashier: "Excuse me?"

Woman: (speaking softly) "Did anyone turn in some keys?"

Cashier: (looking confused) "Do we have any teas?"

Woman: (still speaking very softly) "Did anyone turn in some keys?"

Cashier: "Oh! I'm not sure." (He calls out to another cashier across the room) "Do we have any keys?"

Other Cashier: "What? Oh yeah, we have cookies in the back."

Cashier: "No, I mean..." (waves the guy over and gestures towards the woman).

Woman: (asks again, just as quietly) ""Did anyone turn in some keys?"

Other Cashier: (confused) "I'm sorry, did you say cheese?"



From keys to teas to cookies to cheese.

I kid you not.
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