Fancy Things

Monday, October 26, 2009





I know that when I buy figs, I only buy the large EXTRA fancy ones. How can something be extra fancy? Is it not enough just to be fancy anymore?

Speaking of fancy things, who do you think makes fake art and artifacts? I mean, how do you get into that line of work? You obviously have to be artisic and smart but at the same time, a total grifter. I've listed it as a possible career choice on my "job back-up plan" list. Also included on this list? Tea enthusiast, baby holder (hospital position where all I do is hold babies) and tree fort architect.


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