Some of you might already be following me on Twitter, but for those who aren't, I wanted to share the weird "conversation" I had with the Magic 8 Ball Twitter bot that automatically answers all yes/no questions. To be clear, the Magic 8 Ball Twitter bot found ME after I posted the first witty posting below.
Me: Q: how does one decided to buy a magic 8 ball if one doesn't already OWN a magic 8 ball to consult with about said purchase of a magic 8 ball?
8 Ball: Hello! I'm your friendly neighbourhood 8-ball. If you have a question, direct it at me and I'll respond in a minute. :)
Me: realz?
8 Ball: 67.43% chance of yes!
Me: okay...magic 8 ball, are you gay?
8 Ball: Signs point to yes!
Me: do you enjoy spaghetti?
(no answer for some time)
Me: please answer. I demand to know if you enjoy spaghetti?! It's important!
8 Ball: Obviously, yes!
Me: Magic 8 Ball, should I become a rock star?
8 Ball: Goodness, no. Don't ever ask me that again either!
Me: Ha! Joke's on you. I already AM a rock star! One more question Magic 8 Ball, should I talk to my doctor about my crippling pain?
8 Ball: Can't help you here. :(
Me: last time I went to the doctor he said, "outlook not so good", what do you think Magic 8 Ball?
(no reply).
I'll try and get some more answers on some pressing questions from the Magic 8 Ball and let you know. If you have any suggestions, please let me know. In the meantime, check me out on Twitter!
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