The lack of a simple period, that's what this sign is missing.
No pets (PERIOD)
Shoes, shirts required.
But with it like this? It's like it's saying, "Hey! If you want to come into our Pizzeria to pick up your pizza-pie you are not required to have pets, shoes or shirts."
Some signs are just confusing, as I've mentioned time and time again on this blog. BUT! Some signs, like the one incredibly blunt one below, are a VALUABLE thing.
Sure, it's depressing to think about people leaving their pets in their cars to die, but it happens. Often. Often enough to make a sign and post it at the entrance of a big air conditioned shopping mall. People are that stupid.
And then there are signs that are just TOO obvious.
I mean, is this REALLY necessary? Isn't a simple "Expectant Mother Parking" sign enough? This is just so....visual! Like, "You must be THHHHHHHIS big to park here." I can only imagine the amount of pregnant women this sign has made burst into tears.
IN OTHER NEWS...we're settling into Ottawa nicely. More on this subject later. But, for now, can I ask a question of you, my dear readers. WHY are bicycle seats SO phallic??
Or...is it just me?
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