BUT! Summer is HERE. So, I thought I'd pull together some of my suggestions for summer time goodness.
1) Herbal Ice Tea - You know on those really really hot days were alcohol will just dehydrate you further and water is boring and juice is too sugary? Herbal ice tea, my friend. You can pick one up at places like David's Tea and add agave or sugar or honey to sweeten it to your liking. I recommend anything with pear flavour in it. Or, even better, make your own at home in a big pitcher. Add ice and enjoy. Add alcohol and really enjoy.
2) Be Courteous - This is pretty self explanatory. It gets hot and unpleasant in the summer and everyone is always in a rush to be somewhere. Let's slow it down a bit. Let's help that lady carry down her grocery bags at the TTC steps, let's hold open doors, let's let people merge, let people go in front of us if they've got only one thing to buy. Courteousness never goes out of style, so try doing this all year round...
3) Pilooski Remix of 'Beggin' by Frankie Valli - Sure, the Madcon remix of this remix is good, but the original remix is so much better. Does that make sense? Sure it does. Just listen and you'll see.
4) Hats (uglier the better) - I've rebelled against hats all my life, but this year, I need a little extra head protection so I bought a big ugly straw hat that I actually plan to wear. It's undeniable-- the sun is getting hotter and stronger every year. So. You should do the same. You send me a picture of you in your ugly hat and I'll send you a picture of me in mine.
5) Download some Michael Jackson - Enjoy a talent that has passed instead of jumping on the cynical bandwagon right away.
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