Mom: No McDonald's today, honey we need to--
Little Girl: NO! I will DIE (stomping her feet) DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE if I don't GET McDONALD'S. NOW!
Mom: I don't think it's--
Little Girl: I WANT A HAPPY MeeeeEEEEEEEEEEAL! (throws herself onto the sidewalk and starts bawling).
Mom: (pulling at little girl's arm to get her to stand up)
Little Girl: (stays limp so her mom can't move her) NO!
Mom: Honey, what is it? Are you upset about something else?
Little Girl: (sobbing) I WANT HELLO KITTY! KIT-TY!
Mom: It's not a good idea--
Little Girl: (suddenly sits up on the sidewalk) Shut UP! POOP HEAD! (swats the air trying to hit her mom's leg).
Mom: (sighs)
Little Girl: (starts crying again) I WA-WA-WANT HELLLOOOO KITTTTTT-TY! Kit-TY! Kit-TY! Kit-TY (pounding her feet).
Mom: It's just--
Little Girl: You are...I think...STUPID.
Mom: (sighs again) Fine. Let's go get a Happy Meal.
Little Girl: (immediately stops crying and stands up)
Mom: Alright? (tries to hold little girl's hand)
Little Girl: (pulls away her hand) I want a coke too. Not an orange juice.
Mom: Fine.
And now, after that, you deserve a Jon Stewart style moment of Zen.
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