Hey all.
I’m going to try to update Piece
more often, I may even try posting DAILY (gasp!). “Never,” you say,
"It's not possible"? Yes. I. Can. However the content may lack, like so
much summertime network reality TV. Like that TV show that’s on right
now about people who are pirates? I dunno much about it, but I think
they’re stranded on a pirate ship? And if they last the longest they
get the “booty”? Ugh. You just know there’s going to be all kinds of
annoying pirate lingo going on. Avast! Ahoy!
Ewwwwww.
[Now let’s see……things to write about…things…things…thin--]
Oh!
The other day (actually it was weeks ago, but you don’t need to know
that) Ciaran and I were talking about tasty babies. Now, I
should explain. Originally, whether it was Ciaran or me, one of us*
came up with the expression “tasty babies” to describe things that are
very very tasty. It also came to be a term of endearment between the
two of us, like “Ciaran, you are my tasty baby.” Anyway. I think the
whole tasty baby thing for me comes from seeing such cute babies and
just wanting to EAT them because they are so cute. So they other night
when I said “tasty babies” Ciaran and I actually started riffing about
the best ways to cook babies.
The Tasty Baby Menu
Appetizers
Fetus Fajitas
Tot Hot Pot
Main
Pasta alla Bambino
Sprog’s Legs with Baby Gravy and Children Of The Corn On The Cob
Dessert
Strawberries and Whipped Preem (ie)
Of course all recipes would be taken from The Bundle of Joy (of Cooking) recipe book and any post meal tummy aches would be cured with Infant-acid.
He he he.
*It could’ve also been my friend Claire who came up with “tasty babies”
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