The Cougar Dance

Wait. No. Not yet. Yeah, okay. Toss your hair. Now pull it back from your face like you’ve just got out of the shower. Good, good. Yes! He looked over. Okay. He’s moving out onto the floor. Good. Step in. Watch your arms! You don’t want to activate the underarm area. Gawd! It’s like chicken skin. Good. Now hips. Great! You are sexy! You are a sexy goddess of the night. Okay, lasso over your heeeeeeeeead and throw it at him, Ah-ha! I’ve got you now! Oh, I guess he...got free. Okay. Arms over your head and wind down. Wind it. Wind it. Wind it. NOT TOO FAR. That was close. Good bounce back up. Your knee? You’re on it. He’s still there. Turn and show him the eye, just over your shoulder. And whip the hair. Great! You are looking fab-u-lous. Shimmy. Shimmy-shake. Watch they don’t swing too much. Look at him straight. Do it. Do it. You are his sex-beacon. Sip your beer. Leave your tongue on the bottle just for a second longer...a little longer. Now laugh really loud. Tilt your head back. Watch the chins! HA HA! You are popular! You are fun! Touch your boobs. DO IT! HA HA! Me-ow! So saucy...so very very...um...very...Is that his sister? Oh. Oh my. Keep moving. Fix your face. He left his beer. You should have brought it over for him yourself. Slow it down. Don’t show yourself too much. Keep backing up until you feel the bar. Good, good. Now where did his friend go?

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