Drunk Cover Letters

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

So I've been trying to find a job lately and I posted on FB today:

Apply for a job. Have a drink. Apply for a job. Have a drink.

My friend R responded that he'd like to read cover letter #12, to which I responded saying it would read something like this:

Dear Future Boss Man/Lady:

See what I did there? That’s called confidence.

Also. Without thinking too much about it, what’s your favourite colour? Mine is the same. Compatibility.

Yep, I have degrees. But the most important degrees is the temperature you’ll experience for the first time you see me. Desert-stylez.

Other than that, I think you should hire me for other equally great reasons that we can talk about with eye contact involved.

You’re welcome,

Kim Bosch

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